But I do really, really feel like writing. So here I shall write:
Apparently dodo birds were not really as stupid as people think. Nor were they as fat. I learned this one night at work when in boredom Jon and Brock and I researched it. We also learned that Wikipedia does not like it when you add falsehoods or fibs to their entries. The dodo bird was simply used to living in a place (on some island near Africa in the Indian Ocean) where it had absolutely no predators, and it evolved from its pigeon and dove family members without flight, taking advantage of the fact that it was so large and had no competition. You could say they were quite admirable in their fearlessness towards people; a friendly bird. And one that didn't taste good. I always assumed they were hunted out of existence, or that they were pests, but actually they were mainly killed out by the animals people brought with them (cats, pigs, dogs, rats, macaques). And mans' ever present goal of wiping out nature, a game in which we are currently ahead. They were fruit and seed eaters, had greedy appetites to make it through the times of sparsity, and as such the ones in captivity were easily overfed--and of course the old paintings and drawings that have survived are of those fattened birds. They were, however, quite large in and of themselves. 50 pounds with 9 inch hooked end beaks. I guess with such little wings you have to compensate in other ways.

Yesterday I researched ear wax. I was really really busy till the night hit, and then there was a lull in which this took place. My research was questioned a few times until I started talking to Carrie about it, and we had a serious conversation about ear wax candles. I for one would like to try them (and who knows, maybe I'll start hearing things correctly, but they're harder to get a hold of then you'd think). I think people are overestimating their abilities and claims, and understandably some people have probably lit themselves on fire. We live in a world where glazed kettle corn no longer exists because people can't follow large red warning stickers about not opening it until it cools.
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They do the Earwax Candle things at the water and wellness in So Jo.
Mel... my brother´s friend Dave tried out a ear wax candle and he even blogged about it. Go to my blog and click on the link to Dave and scroll down and look at his old post. I think he did it a month or two (or maybe more) ago. You can read all about his experience.
And I miss that awesome kettle corn you used to bring to work but has been outlawd because somebody burned themself on it. I hate stupid people.
Wow, I didn't know that kettle corn had been outlawed! I guess I dunno what kind you're talking about. At my firm, we have a client who makes kettle corn and he's given us some but it's not hot or anything - it comes in plastic bags....
Also! This is probably sick but I've always been curious about ear wax for reasons that I won't really leave on a blog for the whole world to read! lo
I found this on ear candling. Not that you can't try it, obviously, if you want to, right? :)
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/features/lowdown-on-ear-candling
Funny you should mention it...I happen to have a spare ear wax candle at my computer desk that you are more than welcome to have. In fact, I'll even help you use it, seeing that it is a two man project, lest you get burned.
Why, might you ask yourself, do I have extra ear wax candles just kickn' around my crib? Mind your beeswax.
That's pretty crazy but it sounds like fun! I know its been forever since we even went to London, but i am slowly trying to catch up with everyone to see how life has been since i've talked to any of you! What's new?
You seriously had to leave a memory from Ashley's head on my blog? What? You have none of your own? That's just sad. Apparently you need to spend more time with me. I'm awesome.
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